Free thought association..the long awaited vacation

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Nope, it will be soft and gentle, with a little bit of tongue. :mrgreen:


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:lol:
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Newspaper Headline:

"American gives Irish rock a French kiss."

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Now that tickled my funny bone...
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I saw several things at Gen Con this past weekend that tickeld MY funny bone! 8)


I also saw at least one thing that grossed me out. :P


350+ pound female, trying to "fall out" of her bustier. :P Why do some women that are 200+ pounds think skimpy clothes make them look sexy? :roll: I see them All Too Often at Gen Con. Don't get me wrong, I see PLENTY of Legitimate Hotties, but I see WAAYYYY too many "Notties" for my liking.
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That's the just the way of it. Have you ever seen the Cowboy Bebop anime? There's a hotting on the show that foes by the name of Faye Valentine. Well, at Anime Expo a few years back, it was my eternal misfortune to see Man-Faye. This was a fat, hairy dude dressed up as the chick in the cartoon. Horrible. I will be scarred for life.
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Unfortunately, I think I've seen the picture of that . . ."Thing", so my brain has been scarred the same as yours. :P I wonder if they've got a Support Group for that sort of thing? :lol: I haven't watched that show, but I've seen pictures of it, so I'm vaguely familiar with it at least.
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My support group is gazing at pictures of young, lovely, nubile women... Being single and not able to find a woman who wants anything more than another child support check sucks.
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So, you're in a group of guys that sits around reading Penthouse? :lol:
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Not Penthouse, no. Very rarely a Playboy. There's so much out there that you don't have to spend money on, and is at least as good as Playboy.

On the flip side, I don't do much of that. I have too many things going on.
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1. Go to the nearest hospital cafeteria
2. Observe for a Nurse with necessary attractiveness quotient
3. Strike up conversations until multiple candidates are selected.
a. Nurses love to gossip and be matchmakers.
b. Nurse language makes Sailors blush
4. Schedule date.
5. Send Steve a wedding invitation.
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I dated a nurse once. It was great up until the freak erupted. We were... engaged. She said "hit me."

"Huh?"

"Hit me!"

So, never having been exposed to that, I did. Lightly.

Then she screamed, "Hit me, you *****!"

I did. This time it was on the reset button. Knocked her out cold. I finished the deed and left, and never went back.

Moral of the story is this... Never tell a soldier who works out religiously to hit you when he's in that compromised a mental and emotional state. So... Yeah. Nurses are wild ones. If you can keep up, they can be a lot of fun.
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I.
Will.
NOT.
Bail.
You.
Out.

:shock: yowza, that's freaky :(
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I am close personal friends/related to about 15 nurses.

I'll make no assumptions to their freakiness. (TMI!) :shock:

I just can say they're quite FRANK, and sometiems employ some very wicked wit, and vicious double entendres' in their humor. :lol:
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Very much so... I haven't gone out with a nurse in a long time, but the ones I have most recently dated had razor blades for tongues. More than once I was left speechless when they'd an Immelman on me and then break into a split-S with full afterburner, line up on my 6 and administer their coup de grace. Hilarious, but I never had a chance to fight back. I could only surrender with what dignity they'd allow me.
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So long as you're not a total pushover, most of the nurses I know actually appreciate someone who can handle being embarrassed.

Nurses Rock.

...and the STUFF I've heard about their road trips and party weekends...
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Note to self: Find a nurse.
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thatjimboguy wrote:Note to self: Find a nurse.
My wife won't let me! :cry: :mrgreen:

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Send her to nursing school?
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thatjimboguy wrote:Send her to nursing school?
She won't go!

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A stubborn wife can be a serious issue.
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:D UN-touchable :D
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Like Elliot Ness
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Nessie, the Loch Ness monster!

She's NOT a "Monster" really. She's just misunderstood. :lol: It's all the tattoos and piercings that throw people off and make them talk about her like they do. It's Stereotyping is what it is, and it needs to stop! :P



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Speaking of monsters; there's squatches in them there hills. "Finding Bigfoot" says so! :roll: